untitled my ass

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

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bussykiller:

kingorb:

avocados are fucking disgusting 

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trentofsky:

there’s something really gay about two men having sex with each other

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jacobshutup:

u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

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phobias:

"how are you single?"

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