untitled my ass

anusclap:

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

(via shouldnt)

moonemojii:

when kids stare at you for a long time
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(via asian)

ricksanscrotum:

I LOVE HOW OBAMA ALWAYS SAYS “GOVERNOR ROMNEY”

LIKE YOU’RE JUST A GOVERNOR YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING ELSE

ITS SO SUBTLY SASSY

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procrastinationsalvation:

sscars:

imagine if tumblr showed how many hours you spent on this website

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(via asian)

croutoncat:

i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

(via asian)

  • me: *on my phone*
  • grandma: do you ever put that thing down?
  • me: *puts phone down*
  • me: why did you ruin the economy?

asian:

stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back

(via asian)