untitled my ass

seejelly:

two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

(Source: standardgaydad, via asian)

asian:

I made eye contacts with a cutie in the hallway and she smiled at me
Im dYing

notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

(via shouldnt)

  • *in principals office*
  • principal: Have a seat.
  • me: thank you *picks up chair and leaves*

baracknobama:

they dont even sell garages at garage sales

(Source: baracknobama, via asian)

(Source: vinebox, via shakespeareshomie)

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

(via asian)

spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

(Source: ppppbbt, via asian)

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

(Source: wh1rring, via asian)