untitled my ass

aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

(Source: terrakion, via asian)

spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

(via shouldnt)

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

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(via asian)

greetings:

people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need

(via shouldnt)

seejelly:

two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

(Source: standardgaydad, via asian)

asian:

I made eye contacts with a cutie in the hallway and she smiled at me
Im dYing

notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

(via shouldnt)